Tag Lines

These are one-liners for Movie/TV/Video Game print ads, posters, billboards, and short TV or radio spots.  Some depend on an accompanying image for the full message to be realized, but are offered here in the hopes that the context works on its own.  Thank you for your interest.

Movies

PITCH PERFECT 2 In Perfect Harmony. They’re Raising Their Voices. Again. 99 problems, but pitch ain’t one.  THE HOBBIT:  THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES Middle-Earth Needs A Bigger Hero. The Epic Conclusion. No One Will Be Unchanged.

 MR. PEABODY AND SHERMAN

The Smartest Dog In History.

No Bones About It.

Setting History Straight.

Thinking Fatherhood’s Easy Is All in the Past.

300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE

Where 300 Fell, More Will Rise.

The Brave 300 Will Not Go Unavenged

Vengeance Will Rise.

MUPPETS MOST WANTED

Double the Laughs, Double the Frogs

Frog-et About It.

THE HOBBIT:  THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG

Fear Has A Name.

Find Your Courage

The Quest Continues.

MONSTER UNIVERSITY

College Can Be Scary.

Scary tests.  Monster Parties.

Where the Creatures Meet the Teachers.

Study Hard.  Scare Harder.

Mike: Eye on your own Paper.
Sully: So Tall He Needs Higher Education.

THIS IS 40

Act Your Age

A Comedy about Life in the Middle Ages.

Trying to Stay Young Forever Is Really Immature.

HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS

           

The Hunt Begins.

The Hunted Have Become the Hunters.

Get Witch or Die Trying.

 Sweeping the Broom Riders Off the Earth.

PARENTAL GUIDANCE

Watching the Grandkids Isn’t Always So Grand.

Don’t Worry.  The Kids’ll Take Good Care of You.

Bonding with Your Grandkids: Sometimes It Skips a Generation.

WARM BODIES

                                 
He’s Starting to Feel Alive... Again.

Romance Isn’t Dead.  Even Though He Is.

She’s the Best Thing That’s Happened to Him in His After-life.

Dying Was Easy.  Love Is Hard.

ARGO

The Only Deception Bigger Than the CIA Is Hollywood.

Could a Fake Hollywood Movie Save Six Real Hostages?

A True Story.  A Real Crisis.  A Crazy Plan.

A CIA Rescue Mission Too Strange to Be True.  Only It Is.

FRANKENWEENIE

A Friendship That Lasts a Lifetime.  And Then Some.

 A Re-Animated Tail.

The Story of a Boy and His Dog, Re-Charged.

HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA

           

You’ll Have the Time of your Afterlife.

This Is the Place to Check Out.

Luxury Accommodations.  Monster Fun.

The Perfect Castle Getaway.  Unless You’re Human.

PITCH PERFECT
Just Duet.
No Instruments – All Brass.
Talk Is Cheap.  Sing.
In-Choir Within.
It’s Girls, Verses, Boys.
Fat Amy: A One-Woman Orca-stra.

PARANORMAN

Get Ready to Scream… with Laughter.

Seeing Ghosts Is Just the Beginning.

This Town’s Secrets Are Coming Back to Haunt Him.

 A Town with a Curse Needs a Boy with a Gift.

MIRROR, MIRROR

See How Magic, Romance, and Adventure Reflect.

There’s Magic in the Air.

Magic Mirror, Off the Wall.

50/50

A Comedy about Trying to Beat the Odds.

This Is What Friends Are Really For.

We All Take our Chances.

PUSS IN BOOTS

Cat of Legend.  Hero of Lore.

Come See What All the Puss Is About.

Fur Will Fly.

CONAN O’BRIEN CAN’T STOP

Always Bet on Red.

Everything Legally Banned from Television, Live.

It Has Comedy, Music, and 2 Apostrophes in the Title.

Television Headlines/Taglines

GOTHAM

Before The Dark Knight, There Was Only The Dark City.

Before the Bat.

Not all crime-fighters wear masks.

BOB’S BURGERS

Catch the new seasoning.

            Grease is thicker than water.

            A family you’ll flip for.

 LIZZIE BORDEN TOOK AN AX.

This case was the original hatchet job.   

Who could have committed such a crime?

Someone split up the family.

CHRISTMAS IN CONWAY

He’ll do anything to give her one perfect Christmas.

The best Christmas present isn’t one you unwrap.

Christmas means giving it your all.

CHICAGO PD

The best cops.  The toughest city.

This team does whatever it takes.

To stop crime, nothing’s over the line.

IRONSIDE

Tough detective.  New perspective.

Nothing could keep this cop down.

That which doesn’t kill us makes us stronger.

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE

You have the right to remain laughing.

Anything they say can and will be used against each other.

Don’t just watch it, record it for evidence.

Fox is bringing in the big guns.

KING JOHN  (ABC Pilot)

King in his own home.  Unless the queen says otherwise.

King of his castle.  As long as it’s okay with the queen.

At home, he’s king.  Royal pains and all.

DISH NATION

Let us do the dishes.

The funniest views on celebrity news.

It’s not gossip if you hear it from us.

PARTY ON

She knows about wild life.

From wild life to night life.

The coolest places.  The hottest nights.

GSN

Playing night and day.

We crush “competition.”

Come play.

THE CHASE

Bring down “The Beast;” Bring down the house.

It’s Booty and The Beast.

The Golden Rule: The smartest one gets the gold.

SKIN WARS

Talent isn’t the only thing being uncovered.

Human canvas, human drama.

The world of body painters, uncovered.

Every week, a new Body of work.

MINUTE TO WIN IT

The countdown begins.

60 seconds to sweat.

The clock is set, the game is on!

AMERICAN BIBLE CHALLENGE

More excitement would take a miracle.

Sensational, Inspirational.

Watch it religiously.

Win Big Money –  Any Denomination.

Video Games

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE: THOR

The Power of a God Is in your Hands.

Bring the Thunder.

Time to Bring the Hammer Down.

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE: HULK

Hulk.  Smash.

You Wouldn’t Like Him When He’s Angry.

           

Embrace the Rage.

CARNIVAL ISLAND

           

35 Games.  Unlimited Chances to Play.

Uncharted Island.  Unlimited Fun.

‘Move’ to the Front of the Line

Booth After Booth.  Play After Play.

STAR TREK: ONLINE

 New Aliens.  New Allies.  New Starfleet.

The Final Frontier Is Finally Online.   

Boldly Go… Like Never Before.

JAWS: PREDATOR

Keep Feeding.  Never Stop Moving.

           

Everyone Else Is Just Prey.